A TRIBUTE TO YOSSIE AND those other… unimportants…

None of these are really in order, they all brought tears of laughter to my eyes!

 My favorite clip of this week-

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1136347fq588WwQ

The video on Veoh! is titled, Yossie Kowaii

It just basically her in an old H!M episode, being Yossie. Watch the eyes!

I watch this over and over, and I still laugh every time. It’s the best 17 seconds of my life.

 Another Yossie moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbUd2ygdGmg

Yossie’s hair is hurting guys.

I think all of Ayaka’s English Lessons are absolutely amazing, but this one is the best. Yossie usually doesn’t come across to me as some who is clueless, but this is proof that even the most amazing can be a little dumb sometimes.

Kamei’s getting some hands and cheese out of the refrigeeta.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFxeBJnAews

this has to be the cutest and funniest english speaking thing out there, other than Yossie…

hand in cheese?

Makoto makes a pretty sexy man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLXQSIugRBE

Most of the funny clips come from Hello! Morning. Which is in general a funny show.

But Makoto here, just made me laugh.

It for now.

But like usual, I’ll make more. The only reason I’m stopping  is because my class is almost over

watch closely at the begninning in their special generation wannabe part k?”

I agree with Intl Wota’s Juliet, that I feel very happy when H!P kids members start to develop. Next is Erika, we would hope.

and by Juliet I mean Julia. that mistake is too funny to erase. xD

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOLfjwwqQ

The first thing I can say is that I completely agree with what Junjou news has stated. It’s really random.

First off, I’d like to state that Nacchi is 10 years older than Maimi. It’s like a mom and child unit in my eyes. Wouldn’t that be C-ute? (Get the irony? haha)

Nacchi is also a whole ton shorter than Maimi. In this mother and daughter unit, lets hope the daddy is Yurina and thats where Maimi got her height from.

But daddy isn’t good enough for this unit.

On a more serious note, Nacchi has a very soft voice and Maimi has a very deep voice. We can expect a very professional sounding sound (they both have very good control) and some amazing harmonizing. Maybe a good try at Memory Seishun no Hikari ~~~~we would hope. —–(^o^~

What kind of song are we expecting? Obviously its going to be good. They both have very professional sounding voices.  I think maybe the song will be cute. I can’t imagine a serious sounding song. I think they may have matching hair styles in the video too! That would be really cute, but Maimi’s hair seems a lot thicker than Nacchi’s… and a lot.. blacker.

You can tell I’m happy for this.

Overall, I am really looking forward to this unit. I can only expect a good song. I hope you all are thinking the same as me.

So here they are

Top ten C-ute songs:

1. Tokaikko Junjou

2. JUMP

3. AsOne

4. Meguru Koi no Kisetsu

5. Massara Blue Jeans

6. Endless love~I love you more~

7. Ooki na Ai de Motenashite

8. That’s the POWER

9. Disco Queen

10. Bishoujo Shinri.

Top ten H!P kids

1. Maimi Yajima

2. Chinami Tokunaga

3. Maasa Sudou

4. Yurina Kumai

5. Kanna Arihara

6. Mai Hagiwara

7. Saki Nakajima

8. Saki Shimizu

9. Chisato Okai

10. Airi Suzuki

 Top ten Morning Musume members (past and present)

1. Makoto Ogawa

2. Hitomi Yoshizawa

3.  Miki Fujimoto

4.  Natsumi Abe

5.  Aika Mitsui

6. Kamei Eri

7. Mari Yaguchi

8. Rika Ishikawa

9. Yuko Nakazawa

10. Ai Takahashi

I’ll keep adding to it… xD In new posts. There’s so many for just one post.

But right now, I’m starting to doubt that.

Everyone was excited for C-ute’s new release. Some friends heard the live recording and at first thought to them it was nothing special, just another song. But when the PV came out, the excitement grew and Tokaikko Junjou became everybody’s favorite song.

The first thing I thought of when I watched the PV was, ‘Berryz next release better be something, because there’s hardly a chance anything they have could be better than this’

I like the Berryz pv and the song. The song is OK and the PV would be great if the song actually suited it. I love how traditional it is. But that’s because I’m a white kid. I don’t think I know many people who were even close to happy with this release.

Berryz song wasn’t ‘something’ at all. I’ll be surprised if they even make top 10. and if they do, it will be because of the loyal fans who need everything in their Berryz collection.

I know I’m one of those fans. (sucks that buying from yesasia doesn’t count towards sales…)

Another point is that C-ute is already on YTV best hits. From what I have heard, not many H!P artists have been on that. Berryz have released 15 singles and C-ute has released 3. I think it is clear that the Japanese audience prefers to watch C-ute over Berryz. And if C-ute won, they’d for sure gain even more popularity than they’ve already built up.  

Another point is, C-ute’s debut single sold more than any Berryz single before. And C-ute’s sales continue to rise.

From what I’ve stated before of Berryz new single, don’t you think their sales will drop on this single?

I know it can be argued that C-ute had a lot of ammo with their indie singles and opening at the Morning Musume concert, but I assume Massara blue jeans would have sold better than Berryz first single.

As much as I love Berryz (I’ll always be a hardcore berryz fan), I think C-ute has finally won the competition that fans have created between Berryz and C-ute.

I hope Berryz proves me wrong with single #16.

the first thought that went through my head was… what the hell buffy the vampire slayer. But when they came in dancing I smiled. The dance so far seems very unique and easy to learn. So of course I’ll be learning it. o:

I purposely didn’t listen to the recording to save the song for the PV. Right now I don’t think I’m dissappointed at all. The song is happy with a buffy the vampire slayer wannabe PV…

Yurina came in and I was expecting her normal highish voice but what the hell? xD it doesn’t sound anything like her and it’s kind of funny.

 Well now I see the actual background, it’s more like buffy the vampire slayer gone japanese.

So far this is my favorite screenshot.. lol. Her face is so funny. It’s almost as freaky as the glare she flashed us in the performance of Kokuhaku….

Can you say Kingyo Hanabi?

It looks like Risako’s trying to be Otsuka Ai. It’s pretty cool.

 Is it just me or does Momoko sound a lot more squeaky then usual? I like this twist.

I think Yurina and Chinami’s little thing like this was the prettiest I’ve seen so far.

I can’t wait until my review is done and I can watch the PV in full.. xD

There’s a few things I have to say about Miyabi laying down …

She looks like she’s trying to be sexy first of all… xD and also, it makes her look a lot taller than she is. Both of those things can be considered very good.

I like Risako’s hair in this PV. It’s very flattering and she looks a lot older.

Overall, I think this was a really good PV. It brought me back to the old times when I watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer with my mom, and it made me think of one of my favorite JPOP artists.

Chinami looked absolutely stunning in this video. She’s growing out of her childishness and she can finally get rid of her ‘lack of sexiness’. She should dress like Risako maybe.. xD

..That had to be the best interview I’ve seen on a Japanese TV show.

Suzuka Ohgo, Saki Nakajima

Suzuka Ohgo played Chiyo (child Sayuri) in the movie Memoirs of a Geisha. I think she looks similar to Saki in a way. I don’t know though… xD

Yoshizawa Hitomi, Tsunku.

Tsunku could be Yossie’s dad. Lolol. I think he is. Yey for more H!P epidemics. I put him under non H!P because um.. I didn’t think about it for actual H!P things. Heh?

Airi Suzuki, Yzma

Tintin made me LOL when she showed me a funny picture of Airi, and stated the similarities between that picture and Yzma. I thought about it and she really does look like Yzma. For those who do not know who Yzma is, watch the Emperors new groove. lol, and she sort of acts like Airi too…

Yaguchi Mari, Miku from Ancafe

I started liking AnCafe simply because I saw Miku and was like. Yup, that’s Yaguchi with male genitals and a weird sense of clothing. Anyways. Yeah. I think he looks a lot like Yaguchi o__o

Thanks again for reading!

Or, perhaps when you were new to H!P who did you easily get confused between.

The obvious pair is Kago and Tsuji, though now that I think about it they don’t really look that similar at all..

Anyways, here’s my ideas of the H!P look-like-relatives people.

-Kamei Eri, Miyoshi Erika. Now they don’t look like twins and there’s some obvious differences in their appearances but I mean, they look like they could be cousins or sisters. They have the same kind of complexion.

Yossie and Maimai- I dunno if you noticed, but they look like they could be sisters! Mai and Yossie have the same big eyes, the same grin and like, the same body structure. Maybe Yossie’s really Maimai’s older sister(or she got pretty busy at a young age and gave birth to a little girl named Mai at age 11…) ! Woo H!P epidemic.

Chinami and Chisato: I don’t think they look that similar but they to have some resembelences. Such as, the hair. They’re the same haircut whores. They both have short hair, and they’ve both once had longish hair. (Chisa’s was a short long but still). They both have darker skin, its more tanned. Also, they both have somewhat goofy smiles that makes them absolutely adorable! But it is easy to tell they aren’t related and stuff. I was just stating resemblences.

Those are all so far, my next class starts soon! I may add more when I have time

10: Abe Natsumi

I mean, look at how cute she is, trying to act sexy. No. That’s not why I like her. I like her because she is the definition of a star. She’s worked so hard to get where she is. I heard Furusato, and I actually thought she wasn’t that good. She won me over when she performed Tsugunai no Hibi with Tsunku on Uta Doki. That just goes to show how much 10 years of hard work really pays off. Besides, she’s my mommy. What is there to hate? ^__^

9: Aya Matsuura

Like Nacchi, she tries and fails with the sexy look… but yeah. You can’t blame the girls for trying. I think a lot of the reason why I like Ayaya is because I hate Goto Maki. Ayaya is pretty, talented.. I find she tries harder than gocchin too. But that’s just me. Another reason why I love Ayaya is because even though she’s a lot older than me, I felt very motherly of her in DEF.DIVA. She sounded so different and unique with her stronger sounding voice. Nacchi, Gocchin and Ishishi have soft voices.. Ayaya just sounded so… pretty. And she is pretty too. Just I’m not the biggest fan of her hair. Wdf is with her hair. It’s getting prettier though now, now that GAM is growing.

8: Hitomi Yoshizawa

There’s so much I could say about Yossie! 1. She sucks at dancing. Oh well. I must say, it does take quite some skill to bash your head and sing at the same time… in Shabondama with Eriri. That’s just… skilled. She just can’t dance at all. But her attitude and her singing, and what she gives to us on a daily basis even after the feburary tragedy (I still want to cry at the thought) makes up for that one lack. Yossie is just amazing with everything she does. Except dancing. She has a strong, unique voice, and she is very pretty. I have to say. If you’re a H!P fan and you hate Yossie, you might as well ditch your life at the start. There’s no hating Yossie. That’s how H!P works. Thanks.

7. Kanna Arihara

Hm well. There’s not much I can say. I’m not usually fond of the no-talents but there’s something about Kanna. It seems that she’s always trying to give it her all. If you go to youtube, and watch the kanna ver of meguru koi no kisetsu. I laughed so hard! She’s always entertaining me. Her voice makes me want to shoot something, but she’s a good dancer and losing her I believe would be worse than losing Meguru or Maiha.

6: Chinami Tokunaga

Look how cute she is! >< I think, that I love her because she has a goofy smile. She to me is very pretty. I don’t care what those people say, she’s prettier than Risako to me! She’s always smiling, she’s not stuck up or rude, she loves everyone. That’s a very pretty personality! I think she adds all the character to Berryz. She’s funny and not scared to be herself. She’s a star in the making!  

5: Mai Hagiwara

Mai. From the beginning she’s been my favorite in C-ute. I find at her age it must be very hard to keep up with everything, and she does a very good job of it. She acts maturely, yet you can still say she’s 11. I fell in love with her at the auditions. She just stood there… and acted cute. She’s still cute, though she’s starting to get Risako-status. I don’t want that until she’s at least 13. But I can’t say to Tsunku, don’t make Mai too famous. She’s one of the best dancers in the group, and one of the stronger singers. That’s a good accomplishment for an 11 year old girl! Keep rocking my world Hagitty~

4: Yurina Kumai

Yurina’s talent in a box. She’s tall, beautiful. And, she’s got no thunderthighs. She’s got a great voice, and great dancing skills. She’s the whole package of an idol. And for sure, she’s my idol. Her and Chinami, a great team. They should make a unit yeah! Anyways, I want Yurina’s hair and legs. I’m the same height has her but. THUNDERTHIGHS. T__T Ithink, if I could meet anyone in H!P I would choose Yurina.

3: Miki Fujimoto

Look at that for a few minutes, then tell me why I shouldn’t love Mikitty. Like Yossie, she can’t dance worth crap but at least she tries. Also; she’s a bad girl. Even girls like bad girls. Her voice is so strong and unique. She’s pretty; no surprise! She’s photogenic. All the guys want her. I’m sure there’s plenty of girls who want her too. Mikitty’s one of those… perfect existences. She’s mean, who cares. Her meanness just makes me love her more.

2: Okada Yui.

Yui. Another one of those no-talents that I love. Sure, she can sing better that Miyoyo, but she still isnt good. I think I like her because she comes close to my cupsize. I have this unrealistic dream that one day I can join H!P. I’m tall, with an obnoxious chest. Okadada covers the chest part. Yurina can cover the height. I won’t feel that out of place in my I’m in H!P related dreams. Thx. Except I’m white. T__T There goes my fantasy.

1! MAKOTO OGAWA.

Mako mako mako. Not a word to describe her! She’s amazing. She’s the best all-round performer H!P has seen since Yaguchi and Kei. Her vocals may not be strong, but she’s better than koharu and sayu, and her dancing is simply amazing! She’s also a really good actress. When Makoto left to study, H!P lost something special. Now I can only sit and wait for her to come back. The news about her home in Kashiwazaki was a tragedy! I’m glad her family is getting along fine. Anyways. She’s pretty, talented. Funny. She was the first Musume member I ever noticed, and that was in the Sexy Boy PV. I thought she stood out because of her hair and since then, she’s been my favourite. Makoto should be the next prime minister of Canada, or the queen of england! Yey Mako.

I think C-ute just keeps getting better. Keep up the good work!